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Celebs reveal secret to weight loss: Ramadan
Pop star Madonna has finally spoken out about her recent weight loss, explaining that the secret to her success is the “Ramadan Diet”.
“Muslims are currently observing the holy month of Ramadan, and since I like to pick and mix, I decided to adopt their diet,” she said.
Madonna, who practises Kabbalah, an offshoot of Judaism, said […]
British Airways cracks down on religious symbols
British Airways has come under fire for a purge of religious symbols from the workplace with the policy now being extended to, “non-traditional interpretations of religion”. In the last week, unions report over 100 British Airways staff have been cautioned or stood down without pay for violations of the company’s new policy.
Even atheists have been […]
New Militant Group: We will free Muslim women from themselves
Al-Jazeerah has broadcast a message last night from a militant group identifying itself as The Popular Front for the Liberation of Muslim Women (PFLMW). Calling for Muslim women to be freed from wearing hijab and dressing conservatively, a spokesman for the group has denounced Western governments for not passing laws illegalising the wearing of the […]
Testing times as Americans look for answers to North Korean crisis
As the United Nations meets to discuss how to handle the expanding North Korean crisis, an American film producer has announced the re-release of the 2004 film, Team America. Initially released under the comedy genre, recent events in North Korea have seen the film reclassified as documentary. It will be screened on the National Geographic […]
Saira Khan speaks out on North Korea
A runner-up on BBC TV’s The Apprentice reality television show, Saira Khan, has entered the debate on women’s dress in the United Kingdom. Writing in the previously prestigious The Times, Khan likened the veil to, “domestic violence, forced marriages, sexual abuse and child abuse that are rife in the Muslim community”.
Saira is the […]
Jack Straw to Muslims: “This isn’t about you.”
Jack Straw, recently fired by the Bush Administration as British Foreign Minister, has sparked a controversy in the United Kingdom with remarks critical of the veil worn by some Muslim women. Speaking at a Labour Party conference, Mr Straw said that he requested that veiled women remove their veils before meeting him.
“I understand that some […]
Federal Government: eating pork builds national identity
As part of their program of promoting Australian values, a government taskforce has called on Muslims to reconsider their 1,400 year old ban on eating pork. “Pork nowadays is very clean,” a spokesman told Satirical Muslim today. “In the old days, it was a very dirty animal but now they keep them in special […]
Controversy hits interfaith network
The Australian interfaith community is reeling from Muslim comments at a recent interfaith gathering held in Sydney, NSW.
The gathering was hosted by the Inter-Denominational Interfaith Organisational Taskforce (IDIOT), a prominent organisation devoted to, “building spiritual bridges of eccumenical understanding between different faith traditions as a means of disempowering the demonisation of The Other.” Members of […]
Minneapolis’ Taxi Drivers Threaten Us All
The news that some of Minneapolis’ Muslim taxi drivers have refused to carry passengers carrying alcohol has been met by a relatively muted response from the media. This has drawn criticism from some Australian politicians that have charged some sections of the press with ‘capitulating’ to Muslim taxi drivers in the US state. […]
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