Hollywood super couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have announced they intend to adopt a child from India confirming widely held suspicions that they are attempting to win a world record for child collecting.”Some people donate stamps or butterflies, but we collect orphans. We have a special temperature-controlled complex at home where we […]

Rupert Murdoch has announced today that O.J. Simpson’s new book will be pulped and no interviews with the acquitted murderer turned author screened on Murdoch-owned channels. This comes amid complaints that Simpson’s book on the murder of his estranged wife and her friend Mr Goldman is in poor taste and disrespectful to surviving family members.
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Channel Ten has advertised auditions for next year’s Big Brother, announcing a cattle call to take place at Sydney’s Hordern Pavilion. Despite decreasing ratings over the last four seasons, the producers promise a more obnoxious show than ever based on the personalities of the housemates alone.
“When you add Gretel Killeen to the […]