Buoyed by the success of its recent production of the Saddam Hussain execution, the Iraqi government has finally found an industry to augment natural resources as a principal export of the war-torn Iranian protectorate.
“We want to set ourselves up as a centre for torture and executions,” said an Iraqi interior ministry spokesperson. “If Beiruit […]

As we usher in 2007, we beg humanity to give us less to make fun of. Have a safe and prosperous infidel calendar year!

A local Muslim leader is running courses in social interaction for young Muslims, stressing the importance of marriage and other “things” related to marriage. The unique course, entitled “Marriage! And other social ideas”, caters to Muslim youth aged between 10 and 14 and takes the format of a two-day workshop.

“I cannot […]

Controversy struck an Egyptian secondary school last week after a student was suspended for allegedly lying to his teacher.
According to reports in the Egyptian media, Ibrahim Batatas had failed to hand in his end of year assignment on time and had then offered his teacher the excuse that a dog had eaten his homework.
The boy’s […]

Local councils have angered Christians throughout the United Kingdom by declaring that public celebrations of Christmas are “hate crimes” against Muslims, Jews and other religious minorities.
“Although we don’t know of any Muslims within our community, we think one reason why they are not making themselves known is because all these open and shameless […]

Parents at a Reading school have reacted angrily to reports that halal meat would be served to Christian children at the school.The parents have accused the school of attempting to promote Islam by stealth and of selling inhumanely slaughtered meat.
“Halal meat is very inhumane,” warned one parent. “We are used to our animals being gently […]

Embattled Muslim leader Iktimal Hage-Ali has blamed “peer pressure” for having led to her arrest as part of a drug raid.
After being awarded the NSW Young Australian of the Year, receiving countless accolades in the tabloid press and being appointed an advisor to the Prime Minister John Howard, Hage-Ali fell from grace with revelations that […]

Top ten excuses to offer if you are a Muslim “leader” who drinks alcohol in public:

“I hate to wine, but this is more than I can beer. I never wanted to be lager than life.”
“The gin is now out of the bottle. I can rum but I can’t hide from what I’ve done. […]