Are you an aspiring writer? Do you want to write a controversial, agonising, heartwrenching bestseller? Are you the next Dan Brown? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, Satirical Muslim has some tips on how to make your dreams become reality.
Muslims are the religious community du jour and now is the […]

An Australian Muslim men’s organisation has voiced concern about the market being flooded with cheap foreign imports.
“Just as many children have been harmed by cheap Chinese toys which fail to meet Australian hygiene or safety standards, so we are very concerned about the presence of poorly made and substandard imported males that pose similar risks,” […]

Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd
For Immediate Release
Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd has recently launched itself as the newest and foremost Islamic non-group in the whole world. With its global headquarters based in Coburg, Melbourne, it has the humble aim of bringing enlightenment to Earth and all the other planets in the known universe.
Born from an […]

Faced with increasing scrutiny from media and politicians, some Muslim leaders are turning to a new 24-hour hotline for “Sheikhs shaken by bad press”. The hotline, run out of a call centre in Bangalore, India, provides counselling to clerics who find their private ministrations made public.
“We had one imam call up after he made […]

While door knock appeals are typically recognised as charity drives undertaken by the Salvation Army, there is the lesser-known, but actually more popular, Muslim version. If you’re a single Muslim woman, it’s likely you’re receiving these visits from interested suitors, or if you’re very lucky, his mum and sister.
Satirical Muslim offers […]

The film being reviewed can be watched here.
DAVID STRATTON: Margaret?
MARGARET POMERANZ: Well, as you know, I’ve always been a fan of Hizb ut-Tahrir’s work. They have really developed this genre into something uniquely them. Death, destruction, chaos, exploitation. This is your classic HT piece and it’s wonderful.
DAVID: People often complain that Muslims are not […]

US President George Bush is rumoured to be on the lookout for a new villain, the President slash aspiring casting director told reporters yesterday.
“This new guy in Iran is one of the favourites – great CV. Word around the water cooler is that he’s the next Bin Laden,” the President said with a wink.
Bush admitted […]

In an effort to heal his and others’ heart wounds and reassure Jews that he’s not a bigot, Mel Gibson is set to direct a blockbuster film on Muslims after Apocalytpo hits screens, according to Hollywood bible Variety magazine.
“I’ve covered Jews with Passion, the Scottish with Braveheart, the Mayans with Apocalypto, and now […]

DAVID STRATTON: Margaret?
MARGARET POMERANZ: Well, it’s obviously a low budget production and like so much of this wonderful new genre that we are seeing emerge out of Afghanistan and Iraq, it’s grainy yet there is an incredible realism about it.
DAVID: Yes, and yet the acting was astounding. I was drawn into the story […]