Last week, Debbie “Schnitzel” Schlussel uncovered the shocking truth about Virginia Tech murderer Cho Seung-Hui. After spending about thirteen to fourteen minutes searching Flickr, she discovered that Seung-Hui was, in fact, ‘involved’ with an Indonesian Muslim blogger who had placed his photos on the popular photo sharing site. You can say what you like about the Religion of Peace but they sure know how to use the interweb.

Debbie “Schlepper” Schlussel’s fears were confirmed when the killer’s Islamist Indonesian blogger friend decided to deceptively argue that the man in the photo wasn’t the Virginia Suicide Shooter. She went on to claim — outrageously — that he was a Christian and not even a Muslim! If he wasn’t a Muslim why would she deny it? I think we all know the answer to that question. And he’s sitting in a cave in Afghanistan.

This week, in a Satirical Muslim exclusive, Debbie “Schlock Holmes” Schlussel reapplied the powers of inductive reasoning that earned her a runner up position at the prestigious 2004 Weblog Awards and, after delving deeper into the subversive crevices of Flickr, found that things are even more dire than we imagined. In an alarming discovery, Debbie found that Cho “Dim Summitude” Seung-Hui had also infiltrated the popular NBC drama Heroes.

And, as the following photo clearly shows, Cho had also previously been pretending to be a very famous Chinese lady. Further evidence of an Islamist link to the VT killings.

But, perhaps more alarmingly, Debbie “Clean as a” Schlussel discovered the shocking truth that for years Cho had been coming in and out of America under the guise of being a famous Hong Kong movie star and kung fu practitioner. Further proof that Bill Clinton was soft on Islamism.

And further proof that we need to attack Iran.