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Muslim group boycotts boycotts


The Regressive Muslim Union (RMU) today called for a boycott on boycotts. Satirical Muslim exclusively interviewed spokesman Tu Koul.
“We basically got sick and tired of Muslims boycotting stuff. One day it’s Israel, the next it’s the United States, then it was Sweden. Now, it’s Rosie O’Donnell. The madness has got to stop.
“You can call for […]

Press release: non-affiliated non-group enters fray


Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd
For Immediate Release
Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd has recently launched itself as the newest and foremost Islamic non-group in the whole world. With its global headquarters based in Coburg, Melbourne, it has the humble aim of bringing enlightenment to Earth and all the other planets in the known universe.
Born from an […]

Moonsighting a calculated controversy


Celebrating the end of Ramadan this year, Muslims in the West were divided once again over the dates on which the months of Ramadan and Shawwal officially begin. The division is caused by a mixture of community politics and differing opinions in Islamic jurisprudence, and is a source of much controversy, debate, and domestic disputes.
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