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Muslim group boycotts boycotts
The Regressive Muslim Union (RMU) today called for a boycott on
boycotts. Satirical Muslim exclusively interviewed spokesman Tu Koul.
“We basically got sick and tired of Muslims boycotting stuff. One day
it’s Israel, the next it’s the United States, then it was Sweden. Now,
it’s Rosie O’Donnell. The madness has got to stop.
“You can call for […]
Press release: non-affiliated non-group enters fray
Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd
For Immediate Release
Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd has recently launched itself
as the newest and foremost Islamic non-group in the whole world. With
its global headquarters based in Coburg, Melbourne, it has the humble
aim of bringing enlightenment to Earth and all the other planets in the
known universe.
Born from an […]
Moonsighting a calculated controversy
Celebrating the end of Ramadan this year, Muslims in the West were
divided once again over the dates on which the months of Ramadan and
Shawwal officially begin. The division is caused by a mixture of
community politics and differing opinions in Islamic jurisprudence, and
is a source of much controversy, debate, and domestic disputes.
Young […]
