Approximately 50,000 people have marched through London in a demonstration against the behaviour of the 15 captured British sailors today, according to police reports. The protestors are calling for a complete media boycott of the situation, after it was revealed the sailors were selling their stories.
“They’ve given hostages a bad name by selling their stories, […]

The British Government has funded a set of programs as part of their policy to get children off the computer, Education Secretary Ruth Kelly announced last week.
Thousands of young members of MSN and Yahoo! Messenger, MySpace, YouTube and Facebook were invited to attend the “Book MyFace in YourSpace” conference last weekend, which took place in […]

The BNP are planning to set up their own private school it was announced yesterday. The proposed school will be situated in Barking and Dagenham, with plans to convert an old, derelict building to save costs. BNP White Primary is expected to be up and running within eight months. The decision came amid fears that […]

US President George Bush is rumoured to be on the lookout for a new villain, the President slash aspiring casting director told reporters yesterday.
“This new guy in Iran is one of the favourites – great CV. Word around the water cooler is that he’s the next Bin Laden,” the President said with a wink.
Bush admitted […]

As we usher in 2007, we beg humanity to give us less to make fun of. Have a safe and prosperous infidel calendar year!