Author Archives for Furshaat al-Asnaan
Debbie Schlussel: More Shocking Truths about the VT Killer
Last week, Debbie “Schnitzel” Schlussel uncovered the shocking truth about Virginia Tech murderer Cho Seung-Hui. After spending about thirteen to fourteen minutes searching Flickr, she discovered that Seung-Hui was, in fact, ‘involved’ with an Indonesian Muslim blogger who had placed his photos on the popular photo sharing site. You can say what you […]
Australian Muslims launch new TV series
Modelled on the popular Donald Trump franchise The Apprentice, Australian Muslims have launched an exciting new television show called The Apologist.
Contestants will be presented with a series of embarrassing incidents, gaffes and problems and required to spin, apologise or otherwise explain the events to an audience of non-Muslim journalists, politicians and members of the general […]
Al-Qaeda leader: “I’m the father of Anna Nicole’s baby”
Khalid “Shaggy” Sheikh, the al-Qaida operative made famous for his flamboyant dress sense and penchant for off-white cotton undergarments, confessed this week to masterminding the September 11 attacks, Bali and personally carrying out the murder of Daniel Pearl. He also shocked media and courtroom officials when he admitted being the father of Anna Nicole […]
Muslim leaders celebrate Australian jingoism
Following an earlier call for Australian flags to be flown outside the nation’s mosques, Australian Muslim leaders have now called for a set of sweeping changes to be made to the way in which Muslims practice Islam.
Muslim leaders have published a National Action Plan for Australia’s 300,000 Muslims which details changes they believe need to […]
Muslim marriage market being flooded by cheap foreign imports
An Australian Muslim men’s organisation has voiced concern about the market being flooded with cheap foreign imports.
“Just as many children have been harmed by cheap Chinese toys which fail to meet Australian hygiene or safety standards, so we are very concerned about the presence of poorly made and substandard imported males that pose similar risks,” […]
Shaken sheikhs turn to hotline for helping hand
Faced with increasing scrutiny from media and politicians, some Muslim leaders are turning to a new 24-hour hotline for “Sheikhs shaken by bad press”. The hotline, run out of a call centre in Bangalore, India, provides counselling to clerics who find their private ministrations made public.
“We had one imam call up after he made […]
ABC Movie Show review Hizb ut-Tahrir Conference Video
The film being reviewed can be watched here.
DAVID STRATTON: Margaret?
MARGARET POMERANZ: Well, as you know, I’ve always been a fan of Hizb ut-Tahrir’s work. They have really developed this genre into something uniquely them. Death, destruction, chaos, exploitation. This is your classic HT piece and it’s wonderful.
DAVID: People often complain that Muslims are not […]
ABC Movie Show review Saddam Execution Tape
DAVID STRATTON: Margaret?
MARGARET POMERANZ: Well, it’s obviously a low budget production and like so much of this wonderful new genre that we are seeing emerge out of Afghanistan and Iraq, it’s grainy yet there is an incredible realism about it.
DAVID: Yes, and yet the acting was astounding. I was drawn into the story […]
Iraqis debate Saddam execution
Buoyed by the success of its recent production of the Saddam Hussain execution, the Iraqi government has finally found an industry to augment natural resources as a principal export of the war-torn Iranian protectorate.
“We want to set ourselves up as a centre for torture and executions,” said an Iraqi interior ministry spokesperson. “If Beiruit […]


