Following on from the astounding success of her autobiography, Infidel, Ayaan Hirsi Ali has said that she plans to keep promoting her book and its central message of hatred through book tours, and has also indicated that an “Infidel” theme park is in the pipeline.
“I’m Muslim but I don’t believe in anything except book sales. […]

The Regressive Muslim Union (RMU) today called for a boycott on boycotts. Satirical Muslim exclusively interviewed spokesman Tu Koul.
“We basically got sick and tired of Muslims boycotting stuff. One day it’s Israel, the next it’s the United States, then it was Sweden. Now, it’s Rosie O’Donnell. The madness has got to stop.
“You can call for […]

Australian Guantanamo detainee David Hicks arrived in Adelaide today. As part of the escalation of his punishment for being an enemy combatant, Hicks has been sentenced to serve out the rest of his life as a resident of Adelaide.
David Hicks, who has been detained in solitary confinement in the US gulag in Cuba, reacted with […]

Last week, Debbie “Schnitzel” Schlussel uncovered the shocking truth about Virginia Tech murderer Cho Seung-Hui. After spending about thirteen to fourteen minutes searching Flickr, she discovered that Seung-Hui was, in fact, ‘involved’ with an Indonesian Muslim blogger who had placed his photos on the popular photo sharing site. You can say what you […]

Approximately 50,000 people have marched through London in a demonstration against the behaviour of the 15 captured British sailors today, according to police reports. The protestors are calling for a complete media boycott of the situation, after it was revealed the sailors were selling their stories.
“They’ve given hostages a bad name by selling their stories, […]

Modelled on the popular Donald Trump franchise The Apprentice, Australian Muslims have launched an exciting new television show called The Apologist.
Contestants will be presented with a series of embarrassing incidents, gaffes and problems and required to spin, apologise or otherwise explain the events to an audience of non-Muslim journalists, politicians and members of the general […]

John Howard has come to the defence of longtime friend, broadcaster Alan Jones, following findings by the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) that Jones vilified people of Middle Eastern descent in the leadup to the Cronulla riots in 2005.
“I am outraged that anyone would dare accuse Alan Jones of being racist. First, he’s an […]

Khalid “Shaggy” Sheikh, the al-Qaida operative made famous for his flamboyant dress sense and penchant for off-white cotton undergarments, confessed this week to masterminding the September 11 attacks, Bali and personally carrying out the murder of Daniel Pearl. He also shocked media and courtroom officials when he admitted being the father of Anna Nicole […]

The British Government has funded a set of programs as part of their policy to get children off the computer, Education Secretary Ruth Kelly announced last week.
Thousands of young members of MSN and Yahoo! Messenger, MySpace, YouTube and Facebook were invited to attend the “Book MyFace in YourSpace” conference last weekend, which took place in […]