Following on from the astounding success of her autobiography, Infidel, Ayaan Hirsi Ali has said that she plans to keep promoting her book and its central message of hatred through book tours, and has also indicated that an “Infidel” theme park is in the pipeline.
“I’m Muslim but I don’t believe in anything except book sales. […]

The Regressive Muslim Union (RMU) today called for a boycott on boycotts. Satirical Muslim exclusively interviewed spokesman Tu Koul.
“We basically got sick and tired of Muslims boycotting stuff. One day it’s Israel, the next it’s the United States, then it was Sweden. Now, it’s Rosie O’Donnell. The madness has got to stop.
“You can call for […]

Have a Muslim in your employ or as your co-worker? Feeling a little frightened? Alone? We at Satirical Muslim understand the situation will be different for various employers and co-workers.
So in order to ease the oft-difficult teething process of bringing a Muslim into your team, Satirical Muslim offers its guide to dealing with Muslims in […]

Approximately 50,000 people have marched through London in a demonstration against the behaviour of the 15 captured British sailors today, according to police reports. The protestors are calling for a complete media boycott of the situation, after it was revealed the sailors were selling their stories.
“They’ve given hostages a bad name by selling their stories, […]

Khalid “Shaggy” Sheikh, the al-Qaida operative made famous for his flamboyant dress sense and penchant for off-white cotton undergarments, confessed this week to masterminding the September 11 attacks, Bali and personally carrying out the murder of Daniel Pearl. He also shocked media and courtroom officials when he admitted being the father of Anna Nicole […]

The British Government has funded a set of programs as part of their policy to get children off the computer, Education Secretary Ruth Kelly announced last week.
Thousands of young members of MSN and Yahoo! Messenger, MySpace, YouTube and Facebook were invited to attend the “Book MyFace in YourSpace” conference last weekend, which took place in […]

The BNP are planning to set up their own private school it was announced yesterday. The proposed school will be situated in Barking and Dagenham, with plans to convert an old, derelict building to save costs. BNP White Primary is expected to be up and running within eight months. The decision came amid fears that […]

Are you an aspiring writer? Do you want to write a controversial, agonising, heartwrenching bestseller? Are you the next Dan Brown? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, Satirical Muslim has some tips on how to make your dreams become reality.
Muslims are the religious community du jour and now is the […]

Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd
For Immediate Release
Al-Firqah An-Najiyyah Association Pty Ltd has recently launched itself as the newest and foremost Islamic non-group in the whole world. With its global headquarters based in Coburg, Melbourne, it has the humble aim of bringing enlightenment to Earth and all the other planets in the known universe.
Born from an […]